Nimbz Effect!!

Its been a very very lazy day.. I slept at 1 AM only to wake up at 12 PM, when Nimbz called me. He was like wake up woman, the world is wide awake and i need your help as i cant figure out what to do. As irritated as one could get, i was like and what made you think that if you wake me up from deep slumber, i will help you? Knowing you, i knew you will not react and ok, this did not bloat my ego but still i was smiling, bol yaar, kya chahiye? Array yaar, ek baat bata, i am working on this assignment, this company trrrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrrrrr... I was like here he goes, he wakes me up for an organization's problem. I said Bloody Consultant, you spoiled your life and what made you think you can spoil mine? [OK, this is my childhood friend, so we talk like that.] He was like and what made you think if i spoil my life, i will spare yours? I thought you will be kind to me.. No, you were wrong, if i start being kind to you, then i cant live. OK!! So repeat the issue. Trrrrrrrrrrr Trrrrrrrrrr.. Hmm.. I think ( and then i give gyaan to a consultant).. Gyaan is taken and consultant is happy, yaar tu shayad right hai, i did not think from this perspective.

I am happy and Nimbz is happy and then he goes, your repeatedly calling me bloody consultant makes me feel that i should leave my job and do something better in life. [I had listened to this 200 times before]. I was like hmmmmmm... AND.. And what is this life, i was in US last week and i am in London this week and i dont know where will i be next week. The only thing predictable in my life is you because i know i can call you and you will be in ISB awake till weee hours doing some stupid assignment and then cracking those cases which made my life hell.. I was like, Boss, hang on, i am NOT doing any cases.. OK, whatever, you were awake till wee hours watching movies.. Hang on, YOUUUUUUUUU, Gary.. You cant watch movie, you have to be a BLOODY consultant and you know we are like these best buddies who have always followed each other...Now that i am a bloody consultant, you better be one too or else who will do my half work.. See, when i get an assignment, i smile, i know that i will make you do half my job and i will do half and live happily ever after till the next assignment comes..

Sadist!! I am ashamed that you are my best pal!!

Really?

NO, i still adore you Nimbz totally.. Hmm..Because whenever i decided to watch a good movie, you entered into my house to watch the cricket match, you ate away all the food i cooked while sitting infront of my TV, you taught me the entire GMAT stuff which keeps me awake during the wee hours at ISB and which also made me jobless by the way, you wake me to solve your consulting issues, like i am your personal property and you can ask me to make your presentation any time as if i was born to make your presentations, and then i dont mind nething, i just laugh, because its you and i know that you are non sense since the day you were born.. :)



Hmm.. You know what, i think you are right.. I do feel that you were born to help me out with every roadblock i come across.. our friendship is like an addiction, be it food, be it cricket, be it work, i just know that you will be "end to end" solution for all my problems.. So, when i went to Harvard, my phone bill was sky rocketing because i had to make sure that you were alive and addicted to my non sense and then when i was in Banglore i realized that you forget to have your food, so i would come to watch the match and ensure that you have your food, i knew you were too content a person to spend sleepless nights for GMAT, so i knew that i had transfer my gyaan to encourage you to clear the exam, now that you are in ISB, i feel sad when i see your gtalk online till 3 AM, knowing that you always slept by 10 PM.. Now, that i have made my image like that of some sadhu and all doing all the goods in life to you, can you make the final ppt and send to me plzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Awwwwwwwwwww... Killer!! Mujhe kya milega?

:D, Ice Cream or treat at water front when i m in Hyd next week, see if i have to come and meet my frend i need to finish this project and i need your help!

OK!! :)