An amusing evening..

So, yesterday was Mr B's party. For those of you who dont know who he is, he is one of the 15 of us who joined sales in my org, a financial maestro and in general someone who gets what he wants, dont ask how and why because thats just him and no one asks him such lame questions.. His answer is tujhe mil gaya na, shanti rakh, dont get into the details.. :D
It was his house warming party, he has gifted a house to his parents. So, S, Kunal, Kajal, N, S, dada, and yours truly went for it. Basically, we go for all the parties and sometimes force people to give parties. The house was damn cool and its beautiful. But the point was the collection of all of us on friday evening. So, Kunal, Kajal and me, non drunkards get to view rest all jokers. I am shit scared of people who drink, may be because no one in my family drinks and i havent seen many ppl who are drunk. Yesterday was some fun, people were trying to tell me that they are harmless and that they dont get high, so i can be fine. So, i have no idea what is the calculation of drinks etc, but all of them were out. They say people's true self comes out then they are drunk and i can say for sure that all 15 of us are damn cute. Mr N had an issue that despite being intelligent, IIM, handsome, he has no queue of women who follow him(he always thought he will pick one of millions who will die for him once he is out of IIMs :D), apparently all others joined him and said its the same, it seems they all thought women will die for them, but the kinds tht die they dont want and the kinds they want dont look at them. This discussion went into analytical details with mr N taking the lead. It was indeed amusing on how N would say my woman and Sid will correct him everytime by saying "men- women". :D
And then Mr S was no where to be found for an hour or so, eone thought he was either talking to his girl frend or wishing his to be mum in law bday, but B found that he was fast asleep on bathroom floor, which much convincing people told him tht sleeping on bed is as comfortable as bathroom. He agreed in the end and slept off. I have no idea what will be his life, as he has garcefully missed the to be mum in laws bday. Anyway, he is usually sincere, but yesterday despite all best intents he missed it. :D
D with his eyes closed was extremely unhappy with women who have been giving him all lame reasons for not marrying him, the best was, "even a gal working in BPO says, she cant leave her career for me, someone please tell is this a career?.. :D" Sid brought the focus on dada, he has been exploited by women in general, listen to what he is going through. The fancy job, good money and foreign land, nothing seems to be exciting enough for women anymore. He has given up. He will now concentrate on selling and not think much. And D closed his eyes to go through the past cycles of exploitation.
Mr Sid who had a gal frend, now does not have one anymore, he is out in market, no wonder he keeps on correcting N, wo"men" not wo"man". :D He has no clue what life has in store for him, but currently because his gal frend can not adjust and is not willing to go to europe with him without a job, he can only look ahead, but then there is nothing in vicinity which he will realize soon. :D
Then starts the discussion on horror scope, the women N likes does not have enough numbers in horror scope and the ones with numbers whom his family likes, he dsnt like. :D Mr N is not happy about the pool of gals thats available in his community, suddenly eone is jealous of Mr B, apparently his community has more educated and smart women. Mr B takes the whole issue in his stride and smiles, probably trying to say, the pool is big, but the women in my pool marry outside pool, i am single and always ready to mingle but... :D
Suddenly Mr N turns towards me and K and goes, you are successful and blah bla blah, your pool is even smaller. You dont want to marry average guys, you want handsome, educated, successful, basically someone like me.. I give high 5 to Mr N for his self praise and without entering into discussion, ask him to continue...
Discussion moves through multiple rounds. Me, kunal and Kajal smiled through it and enjoyed it all.. Issue is no one knows what they want, they want it all - Intelligent, smart, educated, homely, working and non working at the same time, want to go abroad on H1 - still working, family pleasing, good dressing sense but should not ask for money.. everything.. What they fail to understand is that if a woman is all the above, she has to be a superwomen and she would not bother about their education, money and looks because she will herself have all and multiple options to pick from.. GUYS!! High time, correct your goals, or just keep your aspirations high and keep pursuing.. may be some day your sales pitch will fly and u will cut the deal... :D